Sunday, July 12, 2009
Proud to be Malay speaking chinese
Were at Miri, heading to e-Mart to buy chicken, Mal was on the phone with his friend:
Me: Hey, stop talking, we're going to buy chicken
Mal: ...喂，我们要去"找"鸡，你要去吗？(we are going to "look for" chicken, you want to follow?) （another meaning: you want to look for prostitute?)
Mal: 你听到他们在笑吗？你可以帮我"打"吗？(You heard they are laughing? Can you help me to "hit"?) (another meaning: can you help me to masturbate?)
...and the guys start to think yellow...FYI, he's a Malay who speaks chinese.
He wants to buy cigarettes:
Mal: 我要买 xxxx brand (I want to buy xxxx brand)
Cashier: 你是要什么color? (what colour you want?)
Mal: "底"是要蓝色 (bottom blue colour)
There are more funnier one when he went to the bra shop and asked whether they have his size.
Cashier: I'm sorry, if you want, we have to order.