My cousin's joke

My 4 years old cousin made her mom angry, and the mom started scolding her until the mom herself cried:

my cousin: mami, don't cry. Are you happy now? Happy birthday to u~ Happy birthday to u~~


I lol-ed.

Still want to use these translate engines?

*Click the pics to have a clearer image*

I believe most of you came across the funny translation on Google, etc. It's a risk to those who don't know the language well. The translation sometimes is not correct, not correct at all! If you wanna learn foreign language, better not use Google Translate or Bing. The foreigners may laugh at you!

Goodness, so racist.
The translation suppose to be "This is so pretty..."

=.= meaningless...

There was one stressful time we were doing a business plan of a Wedding Planner with headache and we were very serious doing it. We wanted to talked about the Chinese Wedding Ceremony. As the report needs to be written in English, we were forced to translate the Chinese greetings/nouns/words that don't appear in the English world, for example:-

We burst out laughing! What a good way to release stress.
We actually wanted to find the English translate for the prosperous auntie who guide the newly-wedded couple and speaks good words in the ceremony.

Guess these websites should improve.

Is there any efficient translation in the WWW?

王祖藍唱唸你

Have you heard of a funny Hong Kong show named 荃家福祿壽?
The 3 main male characters in this show, most of the time, would act like the girl characters in some famous Hong Kong TV series. Sometimes their shows would include some famous scripts, actions or songs.

Audiences would understand their scenes and find it funny if they watch the HK series.
If you didn't watch the HK series you would say "what the hell are these people doing? Funny meh?"

It's really funny, and I normally non-stop laughing when I watch it at my friend's house.
Video below is one of the funniest. I like 王祖藍 so much, he got a nice voice and funny face.

Fooled on April Fool?

From Wikipedia,

"April Fools' Day is celebrated in different countries around the world on the April 1 of every year. Sometimes referred to as All Fools' Day, April 1 is not a national holiday, but is widely recognized and celebrated as a day when many people play all kinds of jokes and foolishness. The day is marked by the commission of good humoured or funny jokes, hoaxes, and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends, family members, teachers, neighbors, work associates, etc."

I didn't get fooled by anyone. I seldom got fooled, normally I'm the one who fool people.

1. The first fool is to a friend, when he said he wanted to look for me at Bandar yesterday, where I told him the day before (Thursday) "Ok, I'll wait for u at Bandar, and go back to Seria after the hang out."

But he called yesterday afternoon, I "OMG! But now I'm in Seria already!"
He, " HAAAAAAAA!!!!???? I thought u're in Bandar!"

After that I booked Excapade and I felt like telling the receptionist, "Urm, I want to book a table for 8 persons." Actually, we only have two.
Well, don't kacau people do business la~

The 2nd fool is a bit lame where I said "OMG! u forgot to zip!"

I like this the best.
A friend fooled his boss by making the screen upside down.
*eh? will kena sue or not posting this pic?"

I went to Jerudong Park and it still looks dead. Miss the times when there are a lot of people, and long Q-ing for a game.

I played Go-Kart at JP. And heard the people behind me discussing about making a prank call. LOL

Kids think like that

My 9 years old brother told me that he needs 10 healthy foods and 10 unhealthy foods' pictures.
After I showed him the pictures that I found, and wanted him to tell me what are they. And he told me that this is....

Bro: LAYS!!!
ME: It's potato chips or snacks

Bro: Mr. brown!
Me: Coffee!!!!!

Bro: AYAMKU!

Bro: Apple!


*vomit blood*

Lui times

I'm so lui at times.

Normally, Hua is the one who bring my car (Suzuki Vitara) to service.
This morning, I made appointment myself, I called:

Me: Hello, is this Suzuki Vitari? I mean, Suzuki?

She: This is Boustead.

Me: *paiseh*


Yesterday at tuition, teacher gave us the countries in Malay.
For eg, Cambodia is Kambodia in Malay.
He asked "what else"?

Me: Spanish!

Teacher: U mean Spain?

Me: No, Spanish.

Grayson: Spanish is the people. It's Spain.

Ok ba, I'm not good in geography ba.
I was thinking the word Sepanyol is more 'nearer' to Spanish.

I'm running out of rice.
I only remember that I need to go Giant when I passed Giant =.=

Stock CLEARance

I taught my bro English.

Me: What is stock clearance?

Bro: i don't know

Me: stock is 货。what is clear?

Bro: Clear is WIN!!!!

Me: =.=

Get what he means? CLEAR always appears in his game. If he wins, then the game CLEAR. =.=

Boring and funny

Last Friday, there was something wrong with one part of my body, I then went to RIPAS to check. I got an infection, but to make sure everything is OK, I was asked for blood test and get the result in the other day.

I was gave antibiotics and I guess I have recovered.
I thought for a long time whether to get my blood test result because it's wasting time to wait for hours. I actually don't need to see results since I'm feeling OK, right? I thought of bringing my laptop to do my work while waiting.

But the result is still something crucial la. I went to check today, and my blood test is normal.
It was so paiseh that a male doctor explaining the female parts to me.
I thought cholesterol is something dangerous, but the doctor said it's normal to have a slightly high cholesterol.
I told the doc that I checked online the possibilities of my problem, one of the possibilities is bladder cancer. He laughed and said, "I haven't see any patient at ur age has a bladder cancer." x.x

And another possibility is STDs. God, u won't know how much I worry.
C told me that STDs only happen when you have sexual intercourse. But I have a doubt that, how the 1st person who has STDs got STDs?
I wonder beside having sexual intercourse, are there any other ways to get STDs?
But I know it wont be STDs la, =.= worry bout the bladder cancer only. HAHA


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Tell u a joke of a chicken.
That day, when Hua wanted to rest a while in his car before going to work, he suddenly smelled something gross. He thought that may be there's some POO or what.
He opened the back of his car, and found a chicken inside his car POO-ing.

He recalled, he washed his car the previous day and opened the doors of his car, may be that time the chicken jumped in. Without noticing it, he closed the door, and the chicken overnight in his car. HAHA

How funny that he brought his chicken to work. HHAHAHAHAHHA

Too bad that chicken been taken by someone else, if not, that chicken can be sold to restaurants nearby.

His mami must be sad, because the chicken is hers.

Many works to do...

Chinese New Year song

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
恭喜发财，红包拿来！

Fun holiday

I start eating vege today! Steamed vege are tasteless lo :(

Tomorrow going to Miri to shop around. May be window shopping.
And also go to Parkson to have a look because I have this book of voucher. Vouchers of all the shops in parkson.

I always want to do manicure, but it's always expensive :(
If I pay to do manicure, I don't like the simple one. I like 3D stuffs.
I asked Nail and Wax at Kiulap, it costs $10 per finger. x.x

Love this x'mas design.
More designs here
But she's singaporean :(

Looking forward to go KK!
I want to shop till I drop!
I want to shop for clothes, shoes, bags, etc. It will be good if there's cheap 3D manicure ^^

Our Island plan canceled. If island, then I'll try diving.

2006 Form 5 Batch BBQ gathering is on this Sunday!
Then KK.
And also excited for Teng's birthday party at Rizqun. Because of nice foods and swimming pool! no! my 'new year' is around those days x.x

Then 'Chloe' cast and crews BBQ!


YOHOOOO holidaii~

My 8 yrs-old bro has a new glasses because his degree increases,

Hua : 你的眼镜在那里做？(where u do ur glasses?)

Bro: 眼镜店咯. (optic store lo)

Hua: =.="

Rakugo & Superstar shooting

Went to watch Rakugo in English (Japanese sit-down stroytelling in English) by Mr Kaishi Katsura.

He had gone to 70 countries and performed about 300 performances.

It was great! It was funny already in the beginning.

May be kept on laughing, making the story not that funny in the end. But the other audiences were laughing.

It's something like 搞笑行动。

I didnt watch this video, low signal.
So i'm not sure if the video is good,
but I guess it might look smth like what I have watched.

Seems like there are so many photo shooting this year.

Just now went to shoot for the dancing club.

The weather damn hot lor~

and it took 4 hrs to complete everything x.x

Good thing is, the pics are nicely taken.

No No x Ya ya

I don't eat ice cream until I ate Snow house's. Don't know why ha, only snow house's will interest me, soft and not very cold. I always remember to take a picture after I eat it. =.= Lasagna toast is nice too.

I'm so looking forward to saturday. A day for me to relax. Have to rush to Miri to do braces and relax on my facial. ^^Feel like I have stay bandar for so long, I want to sleep my own bed~~ and have my maid to wash my clothes.

Called Cineplex asking for schedule:

.....

Cineplex: What's your name?

Me: Yaya

Cineplex: Yaya?

Me: ya (as in yes)

Cineples: true ar?

Me: true la! =.=

And he can't stop laughing =.=


What's so funny about my name? Is it weird? I think it's cute. Even colleagues asked me why Yaya. Coz Yahui ma =.= duuhh some even thought I'm malay after I tell my name.

Laughters

Day 7...

Went to Bandar overnight for a open house the next day. I can say very unlucky me yesterday. I forgot to bring clothes for the next day as I wore my pajamas from Seria to Bandar. *unlucky 1*

I forgot to do something which is important to human, it's embarrassing to mention here. *unlucky 2*
Stomachache when I supposed to enjoy my day *unlucky 3*

Going through the unluckies, but something brighten up my day and I laughed till my pants off. I watched the FUNNIEST lion dance in my whole life. I didnt bring my cam, or I video it for u.

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This is how they arrange the things for the lion. Had not enough coins, so green tea took the place. Chairs may be for the lion to stand. When the lion dance reached, they discussed for quite a long time on how to perform.

When the performance is still going on, the lion kept asking, "How how how?" and there was people keep peeping into the lion and tell them what to do =.= It was an Iban who played the drum, it was totally not the lion dance rhythm, it was some kind of Iban or malay's. And my cousin went up and played the drum.

The funniest part is how they treat the sugarcane. The lion bite on it and kept waving up and down like mental lion. 2nd is, I think they pour the green tea to the pail, while they done it and made some movements, the lion jumped and stepped on the pail (I wonder it was purposely), then all the water splashed out. The next thing they did is kicked the pail until the pail broken!??

It was a mess on the floor, only the plastic chairs survive. If you know me, you can know how hardly I laughed till my tears dropped.


This looks-like-very-costly watch (branded) is given by my dad for the reward that I didnt fail any of the subjects. Yes, my reaults is bad and it's a surprise for me too. Ms. Imelda said that she can see my focus on my studies and kept encouraging me to do better in the future. Guess I disappoint Mr. Batley :( Anyway, I appreciate the watch and the words. Thanks.

Whether I can enter business field in UBD is a problem now. *worry*

BBB said I did excellent in the assessment test. wohoo!

Coz of Sales...

I drove up to Bandar with liang moi beside me.

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A4 paper sales, and someone bought a trolley of them

"Wohoo! I'm so happy to have a trolley of A4 papers. These are not enough, I'll buy again before the end of sales."

WAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Bruneian lang

Went to Chien house and browsed the pics in my lappie. Until she saw this pic and said...

Chien: Oh, 你放 sun block right? (u use sun block right?)

Yaya: huh? why? (was thinking may be she's saying no flash light)

Chien: 你放 sun block...

Yaya: ???...OH! 你放 “上 blog ” =.=

Improper language leads to misunderstanding.

She told me funny things during my party. When Vincent and ah Tan know about "Chloe" production, they were thinking a party is just an excuse for looking Ka-le-fer =.=

Guess what this tablet is?

Panadol?

For drinking?

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After putting it into water...

Its a cloth! something like tissue.

BFF

Good words:

Chien: 处nu座 is....

Yaya: Virgin

Chien: Virgo la!!

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Yaya: I think girls are more cleverer than man

Soon: Just like what people say "God create penis for man, and create brain for woman."

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Yaya: Is that FU effective?

Dylan: 大事化小，小事化无

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People who born on Feb 10th are born to accompany me? I have some friends who born on Feb 10th, Evon and Chien are 2 of them.

I 1st met Evon when we're calling our parents to pick us up, and I 1st met chien at.....primary school? Me and Evon always stick together wherever we go. We went shopping, TV, cooking, trips, sleep, etc. She knows how to do house work and cook. Don't you think it's good to have a friend like this? So she always cook for me, and help me when I have doubt. I remember she slapped me for a joke =.= a small joke...

Evon (I know I look geek)

When Evon left me to New York, I guess Chien is my new target? haha We play ball together, and hang out. She knows how to cook too and do house work. Today, she cooked mee hun for me to show her skill. It's a failure lo. XD Well, people learn from mistake. And we can chat whole day, we even can chat for 1 hr on the phone.

Chien

Both of them are really sister-xio. Chien gonna cook for my party! And may be clean my house after the party XD

Their similarities: They asked me to go tamu with them.

I told Chien, one of the happiest thing of friendship is, sending foods to them. Chien agrees! One of my victim of eating my milk jelly is Ah kuang. Lucky he's safe.

One more friend, JJ, born on feb 11th. She's my girl friend who helps me a lot too. *kiss*

JJ

Aiya, Ming also good la. Don't say I forget you.

Y'all are good too. So many friends, impossible to mention all gua.

"You are born to make me happy~" by Britney spears

&

"Im born to make you happy~"

Hairspray & CV

Hairspray is nice!

Tracy is cute, nice voice, nice face, nice moves!! Love her eyes, like very cartoon fake.

Love these songs:

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Never ever write this kind of CV:


Name: Ah Boy


Age: Still young


Sex: Never. Still under age


Religion: I only have experience prayingmy cat who dead 2 years before


Race: I love to race, how you know?


Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo


IC Number: 6735


Telephone number: House no telephone


Hand phone number: 3310


Address: Penang Jelutong


City : Nor Haliza?


Postcode: I never post anything


State: In my family, I am 2nd


Country: I love to travel to Canada


Marriage status: Secret


Email Address: Hotmail


Education Background: My teacher said not bad



Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD


Father's name: Daddy


Father's IC: You ask him lah..


Mother's name: Mummy


Mother's IC: You ask her also lah..


Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood


Expected Salary: As much as you can pay


When can start work: Depends on my mood


Highest qualification: Ya, very high



Grade: Ya, very high


College/University: College


Signature: Can I use chop?

Jokes

Good Idea

A auntie called the doctor and doctor's wife picked up.

Auntie: May I speak to doctor, emergency!

Doc's wife: Sorry he's not in. Do u want to leave a message?

Auntie: God! my 10 yrs old son swollen a pen! When doc will be back?

Doc's wife: about 3 hrs

Auntie: What! 3 hrs! What can I do now?

Doc's wife: Hmm, I think you have to use pencil first.


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两边都不是

老师： 小明，请用 ‘左右为难’ 来造句。

小明： 我考试时左右为难。

老师： 是题目不回答，让你左右为难？

小明： 不，是左右同学答案不一样，让我左右为难。