Jokes

Good Idea

A auntie called the doctor and doctor's wife picked up.

Auntie: May I speak to doctor, emergency!

Doc's wife: Sorry he's not in. Do u want to leave a message?

Auntie: God! my 10 yrs old son swollen a pen! When doc will be back?

Doc's wife: about 3 hrs

Auntie: What! 3 hrs! What can I do now?

Doc's wife: Hmm, I think you have to use pencil first.


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两边都不是

老师： 小明，请用 ‘左右为难’ 来造句。

小明： 我考试时左右为难。

老师： 是题目不回答，让你左右为难？

小明： 不，是左右同学答案不一样，让我左右为难。